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Women and men....

Monday, May 06, 2013

APPLES AND WINE…


Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that isn’t as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

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Now then…MEN…men are like a fine wine. The begin as grapes. And it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

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SHARIKAYE 5/11/2013 4:40PM

    That's hilarious!!

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GAYLLYNNE 5/7/2013 3:38PM

    LOLOL - very funny!!

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MISSDAISY23 5/7/2013 9:52AM

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DIDMIS 5/7/2013 7:19AM

    Poor guys. I think one stomp and they would take off emoticon

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PHEBESS 5/7/2013 12:39AM

    LOL!!!!!!

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EHLIFESSHORT 5/6/2013 11:02PM

    lmao

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JACKIE542 5/6/2013 9:03PM

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DARWHOHOO 5/6/2013 8:25PM

    Hehe love this!!

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-WRKNG2ABTTRME- 5/6/2013 8:24PM

    oh my.............

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