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All Cracked Up!!

Monday, May 06, 2013



Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes.

His workmates were understandably curious, "Jack, what happened to you?!?"

"It was the darndest thing! I was at church yesterday, and this fat lady stood up in front of me. You know how a dress can get stuck in the crack of the butt of a fat lady? It looked funny. I figured she wouldn't like that, so I just reached over and pulled it out with a little tug. Next thing I know, she spins around and socks me one!"

"Jeez, you got TWO black eyes in one blow?"

"Naw. After she turned back around, I figured she was angry that I pulled the dress out of her crack, so I tried to poke it back in..."

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SPARKCHANTAL 5/8/2013 4:45AM

    that's what you get for trying to 'help'

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    LOL !

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    Dang!

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    Love it!

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    awe, poor pup!

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LINDAKAY228 5/6/2013 10:32AM

    I remember one time in a church I used to go to we had an evangelist. One of my friends was going into the church and he was behind her. He stopped her to speak to her and she thought he had some great insight from God or something for her (she was a little insecure sometimes). Turns out he just wanted to tell her that her dress was caught up in the waistband of her panty hose. She was so embarrassed!

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SUGARBABY60 5/6/2013 9:25AM

    Only a lady who has really had her dress caught " up there" can fully appreciate this 50 yr old joke!

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    Oh boy!

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MAGGIEVAN 5/6/2013 6:35AM

    I have heard this one before but it is still funny. Thanks for sharing.

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FLOWERDALEJEWEL 5/6/2013 6:29AM

    Rosy I tried everywhere for just a picture of a dress stuck up there, this was the only pic I could find which sort of fitted the story


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