Advertisement -- Learn more about ads on this site.


    SUNSHINE65   61,039
SparkPoints
60,000-79,999 SparkPoints
 
 
Drunks

Saturday, May 04, 2013

Two drunks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer. All of a sudden the driver notices lights flashing in his mirror; the cops are on his tail. His buddy says, "What are we going to do?" The driver says, "Don't worry. Just do exactly what I tell you and everything will work out perfectly. First, peel the labels off our beer bottles and we'll each stick one on our forehead. Then shove the bottles underneath the seat, and let me do the talking." They pull over and the cop walks up to the car. He looks at them kind of funny, but asks to see the guy's driver's license. And he asks him, "Have you been drinking?" "Oh, no, sir," the driver replies. "I noticed you weaving back and forth across the highway. Are you *sure* you haven't been drinking?" the cop asks. "Oh, no, sir," the drunk answers. "We haven't had a thing to drink tonight." "Well, I've got to ask you," says the cop, "What on earth are those things on your forehead?" "That's easy, Officer," says the drunk. "You see, we're both alcoholics, and we're on the patch."
SHARE
  Member Comments About This Blog Post:

PAMNANGEL 5/7/2013 2:01AM

    Oh brother!

Report Inappropriate Comment
PDSLIM 5/4/2013 10:57PM

    groan

Report Inappropriate Comment
JTREMBATH 5/4/2013 9:55PM

    emoticon emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
DALID414 5/4/2013 9:05PM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
LADYIRISH317 5/4/2013 7:17PM

    emoticon

I know a few people that could use it!

Report Inappropriate Comment

Add Your Comment to the Blog Post


Log in to post a comment.