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Saturday, May 04, 2013

April GOALS
Here are my goals for April
1 no chip, no m&m no peanut butter or a small amount in my smoothies or on my oatmeal less than a teaspoon, no more than 2 cracker at a time okay okay peanut butter I did terribale i tet chips back inmy life full forth
I am going for 1000 min of exercise for the month okay I have no idea what I did half way through the month I quit my stat I donít even know for sure what I walk
3 somewhere between 10 and 14 glasses of water a day okay this I am usually very good about probably 80-85 percent of the time I do this
4 prayers to God everyday well been iffy
on this back I am back in the grove I 5 I weight 137 last month today I weigh 142 a gain of 5 pounds eeek

7 I am going to walk or run 60 mile this month what include walking video, outside walks, walking and running outside the house stair walking. And my beloved treadmill I have a virtual 5k with the coach krsytie team to donot to meantion my moon jogger walking no idea what I walk as I stated before I quit counting my exercise min
7 lose another inch in my stomach actually no I didnít do this
8 have a great vacation with mom for her birthday I will gone for 3 days at the end of April I will try to eat good and exercise on vacation I will be on a wine tour in Amish country so this might be hard I actally thought I did good on this until came home and found out I gain 3 pounds still donít know how exercise on vacation and I ate pretty weel much as been the wine
9 find three positives things a day and post them somewhere 10 be a good team leader for the cats in the 5% challenge and a good friend to all my coach Kristy team okay I been letting thew negative in so I didnít do this
11 listen to my coach and do her exercises I took a weekend off in March and didnít really listen to anyone not in April I will be good I will even be on the plan on vacation okay I took another week off this is becoming a bad pattern what I need to find the cause of now
12 I will be going out to eat with the church group and the church meetings. I can have fun without going off plan. I have a fashion show with a lot of food and wine to get through but I will. I am still trying to exercise 30 min a day been doing this since jan 1only miss 1 day. It was over Easter/ Okay ate find with the coach group did great well with the fashion show
also i have a special goal of trying not to take a whole week or weekend off the plan i know i am doing good on this but keep saboting myself. i know that need to stop okay well I did this again. There arde no may goal yet because I want to start over from stratch and I want my coach and team opion and your guys opion what that actually mean for me

Jokes

EVER WONDER Why??

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing

liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man Who invests all your money is called a broker?

Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the Whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?


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FUNNY ONE LINE JOKES:I hope




What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no

The fight we had last night was my fault,
my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.


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Boys are like parking spaces the good ones are take-already!!!!

They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.


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When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.


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Where did you get those big eyes?
They came with the face.

It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look.


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A modern artist is one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and sells the cloth.


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"Has there been any insanity in your family?"
"Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss."


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I was thinking of becoming a doctor. I have the handwriting for it.



We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me.

The quickest way to make tossed salad is to give fresh vegetables to an 18-month-old child.


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"What do use for washing dishes?"
"Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best."


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"How is your wife getting along on her reducing diet?"
"Fine. She vanished last night."


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"Why don't you give your husband a divorce?"
"What, I have lived with him for ten years and now I should make him happy?"


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"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"
"I ought to be able to. I've had 12 different jobs in four months."


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"I heard you missed school yesterday."
"Not a bit."


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"I gotta 'A' in spelling."
"You dope! There isn't any 'A' in spelling."


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My wife is always talking about a trip to Europe.
I have no objections - I let her talk.


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There's one thing good about being poor - its inexpensive.


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CATHYGETSFIT 5/7/2013 11:47AM

    Just take it one day at a time and set your goals for the day and / or week if you think that will work better. emoticon emoticon

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WALLAHALLA 5/4/2013 2:06PM

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2WHEELEDSHARON 5/4/2013 12:21PM

    You can do it, just keep at it.

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LOOKINGUP2012 5/4/2013 7:44AM

    All those miles will be a big help to you. I think I'm switching my bar back from weight to minutes. It is an inspiration to see it go up (instead of the weight) Hope you had a fun trip. I alwasy wanted to go there.

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