Ooompah, Ooompah, Stick It Up Your ....... Nevermind
Saturday, May 04, 2013
Two old farts were chatting. Suddenly one of them asked, "What is that sticking out of your ear?"
The other, with a puzzled look, said, "I don't know", and reached up pulling out the object, then exclaimed, "My word, a suppository!"
"Now I know what I did with my hearing aid."