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Saturday, May 04, 2013

Mitt Romney gave a commencement speech where he advised graduates to start a family before they turn 30. He also advised them to pay for it by inheriting millions of dollars. -Conan O'Brien

An elementary school here in New York City has become the first school in the country to serve only vegetarian food. Apparently the school board wants to give kids a head start in being difficult at restaurants. -Jimmy Fallon

So they're handing out hussy pills (Plan B) to 15-year-old girls like Chicklets, but I still need to show my passport and provide a DNA sample to buy some darned Sudafed. How am I supposed to make my meth? -Stephen Colbert

Researchers now believe the first settlers who settled in America, in Jamestown, resorted to cannibalism. The first settlers ate each other. Good thing that didn't catch on. That would have changed Thanksgiving, don't you think?
-Jay Leno

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WOUBBIE 5/4/2013 10:48AM


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HELEN_BR 5/4/2013 10:17AM

    Love your page!

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FENWAYGIRL18 5/4/2013 1:00AM

    hahahaha I agree you have to show your license in order to get Sudafed and a 15 yr old can by Plan B over the counter go figure that one out.... I don't know what this world is coming to.
Thanks for the laughs emoticon

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DALID414 5/4/2013 12:49AM


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DIANE7786 5/4/2013 12:13AM

    LOL! Three are very funny. The one about Sudafed is only funny because it's absurd.

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