Advertisement -- Learn more about ads on this site.


    GAYLE-G-63   239,853
SparkPoints
100,000 or more SparkPoints
 
 
Goofy Wednesday =)

Wednesday, May 01, 2013

A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked "May I help you?" The farmer said, "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce's.
The attorney said, "well do you have any grounds?" The farmer said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres". The attorney said, "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?" The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I got a John Deere."
The attorney said, "No you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?" The farmer said, "Yea I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere." The attorney said: "No sir, I mean do you have a suit"
The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear to the church on Sundays."
The exasperated attorney said, "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"
The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30."
Finally the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way. "WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?"
And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her."
SHARE
  Member Comments About This Blog Post:

LASKIE2 5/2/2013 3:41PM

    emoticon one emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
SHARJOPAUL 5/2/2013 3:12PM

    LOL

Report Inappropriate Comment
GAYLLYNNE 5/2/2013 8:46AM

    Hilarious!!!

Report Inappropriate Comment
PURPLELVR7 5/2/2013 7:45AM

    lol

Report Inappropriate Comment
ARTJAC 5/2/2013 5:20AM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
YMWONG22 5/2/2013 4:42AM

  This is so funny. Love it. emoticon
emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
TEALHAWK 5/1/2013 11:31PM

  lol! thanks for sharing

Report Inappropriate Comment
TEALHAWK 5/1/2013 11:31PM

  lol! thanks for sharing

Report Inappropriate Comment
FRANCIEVW 5/1/2013 9:43PM

    Luv it.

Report Inappropriate Comment
CANDOIT54 5/1/2013 7:30PM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
HOLLYM48 5/1/2013 7:17PM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
PDSLIM 5/1/2013 6:58PM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
TWEETYKC00 5/1/2013 6:51PM

    sounds like a few of my relatives! lol

Report Inappropriate Comment
0309COOKIE 5/1/2013 5:57PM

    Lol.

Report Inappropriate Comment
LINOVER 5/1/2013 5:28PM

    This one is great! emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
BARCLE 5/1/2013 5:23PM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
ANHELIC 5/1/2013 4:36PM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
BUTEAFULL 5/1/2013 4:30PM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
JEANNETTE59 5/1/2013 4:02PM

  emoticon Good One!

Report Inappropriate Comment
WALLAHALLA 5/1/2013 3:48PM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
GIA_ROSY 5/1/2013 3:44PM

    Toooo funny.....I might have to steal that one! emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
GK1963 5/1/2013 2:25PM

    ha ha!

Report Inappropriate Comment
MARGARITTM 5/1/2013 12:56PM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
LIVINGFREE19 5/1/2013 10:24AM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
LAC936 5/1/2013 10:19AM

    Ya think? LOL LOL emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
EARTHTONED84 5/1/2013 10:01AM

    LOLOLOLOL emoticon this!

Report Inappropriate Comment

Add Your Comment to the Blog Post


Log in to post a comment.
 


Other Entries by GAYLE-G-63