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Sunday, April 28, 2013


A man goes into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his neck, of course the doctor asks what happened to him.
"Well, it pretty much goes like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my dear wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows."

"We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball... stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Holy cow, Doris, this looks like yours!'"


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LODESTONE 4/29/2013 7:52PM

    Just read that one, Sherry! My first tee shot in a tournament two weeks ago ended up in a horizontal crevasse under the grassy lip of a bunker (not nearly as exciting as a cow's butt) and I could only see a wee bit of the yellow color. Called the pro and he told me the ball was still in play, since it was NOT a vertical crevasse caused by rain runoff.... Like that made it better..... I could've done the same thing with my 5 iron to him!!!!

Took pictures to laugh at later, but it sure wasn't funny then. Now a COW"S BUTT would probably have me take an unplayable lie!!! ROFL

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_CYNDY55_ 4/29/2013 2:02PM

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GIA_ROSY 4/29/2013 4:56AM

    Thanks for the vision.....it certainly started my day with a smile! emoticon

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ARTJAC 4/29/2013 3:08AM

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CHERIRIDDELL 4/29/2013 12:36AM

    LOL

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DRB13_1 4/29/2013 12:12AM

    guess that is why I gave up golf emoticon

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KAYDE53 4/28/2013 11:48PM

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OLDERDANDRT 4/28/2013 6:10PM

    Oooooooh!! emoticon emoticon

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LJOYCE55 4/28/2013 6:07PM

  On the bright side, he was able to walk into the hospital.

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GOOZLEBEAR 4/28/2013 2:49PM

    Oh my!!!!! emoticon

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PRINCHESSA 4/28/2013 2:29PM

    Hubby says this guy got off easy... that if it were us, he wouldn't have survived ;) emoticon

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MT-MOONCHASER 4/28/2013 1:59PM

    G r o a n . . .

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SUGARBABY60 4/28/2013 1:57PM

    Wait until Sharon and Don read THIS one!
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0309COOKIE 4/28/2013 1:36PM

    Lol.

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JEANNETTE59 4/28/2013 12:37PM

  emoticon trouble in paradise.........

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LINDAKAY228 4/28/2013 10:49AM

    Poor guy! She really misunderstood him and he paid dearly for it LOL

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HOLLYM48 4/28/2013 8:38AM

    ohhhh, bad! emoticon

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DESERTDREAMERS 4/28/2013 8:29AM

    Nooo!

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PAMBWS 4/28/2013 7:28AM

    Too, too funny.

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ROX525 4/28/2013 6:42AM

    LOL!

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WELLNESSME09 4/28/2013 6:36AM

    emoticon good one! emoticon

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