Sunday, April 28, 2013
What was King Arthur's favorite game?
Knights and crosses!
Where was the Declaration of Independance signed?
At the bottom!
Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?
Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court!
Wish I had been born 1000 years ago!
Why is that?
Just think of all the history that I wouldn't have to learn!
What's black and white all over and difficult?
An exam paper!
Why aren't you doing very well in history?
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th!
The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon.
How many galleons did they get to the mile?
What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark?