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One Liners....we all need a little humor

Saturday, April 27, 2013

Willpower is the ability to resist temptation until you can be sure that no one's looking.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost 2 weeks.

Unhealthy: what thin people call you when you are fat and fat people call you when your thin.

You came down because you thought you heard burglers? Got them trapped in the refrigerator have you?

Theres a new Chinese diet, order all the food you want, but only use 1 chopstick.

Gosh, I could eat a horse - a high protein, low cholesterol, sugar free horse, of course.

I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along.

About the only time losing is more fun than winning, is when your fighting temptation

If it weren't for wrestling with my conscience, I would get no exercise at all.

Diet's are no good without exercise, so his dinner's on the roof, and I've hidden the ladder.

Liquid diets. The powder is mixed with water, and taste exactly like powder mixed with water.

Letter to a friend, from a man on a health farm. "Help, send me a file with a cake in it".
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