Three old ladies sit in a café, discussing their health.
One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning,
I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember if I
had come up, or was about to go down."
The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was
sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't remember whether I was
going to sleep or had just woken up."
The third lady smiles smugly, "Well, my memory is as good as it's always been, knock on wood," she says as she raps on the table.
Then, with a startled look, on her face, she asks,"Who's there?"
So the signs are there - these are lovingly known as 'Senior Moments'.
Enjoy the laugh and have a wonderful weekend.