Advertisement -- Learn more about ads on this site.


    FERRETLOVER1   215,797
SparkPoints
100,000 or more SparkPoints
 
 
Friday Assortment

Friday, April 26, 2013

The manager of a clothing store returned from his lunch and noticed that one of his clerks had a bandaged hand. He asked what happened, and the clerk answered, “Don’t worry about it, sir. I have great news! I finally sold that hideously ugly suit we’ve been trying to get rid of for so long.”
“That’s great!” the manager said. “I thought we’d never get that pink-and-purple monstrosity out of here, but do tell me, what happened to your hand?”
“Oh,” the clerk replied, “after I sold the suit to the guy, his Seeing Eye dog bit me.”
______________________
What did rebellious Boston colonists do to British customs commissioner John Malcolm in 1775 when he attempted to collect the tax on tea?

They forced him to drink large quantities of hot tea after stripping him, tar-and-feathering him, and parading him through the streets of Boston. The attack took place four weeks after the Boston Tea Party
_____________________
On a 1987 episode of Newhart, Michael (Peter Scolari) mentions star Bob Newhart’s old show, The Bob Newhart Show, to innkeeper Dick Loudon (played by Newhart). Michael calls it “the one with the shrink who stutters.” Dick replies, “He didn’t stutter, he … he … he stammered.”
(I just LOVE it when they do things like that - inside jokes are the best when you get them!)
SHARE
  Member Comments About This Blog Post:

FRANCES-AGAPE 4/26/2013 9:11PM

    emoticon emoticon emoticon

GREAT !

I have LOVED all of
Bob Newhart's shows !
They are on the same oldies
channel here in Knoxville
nightly in succession

I dont recall that episode
but will be on the lookout
for it !
emoticon

Hope you’re having a Wonderful Weekend
Have a Super Sunday !


emoticon emoticon

! PEACE, LOVE and BLESSINGS !

emoticon emoticon
emoticon emoticon


Report Inappropriate Comment
JIMDAB 4/26/2013 6:12PM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
NANCYRUBIO 4/26/2013 12:24PM

    Either way~~

Report Inappropriate Comment
TWEETYKC00 4/26/2013 8:40AM

    love it!

Report Inappropriate Comment
JUDITHANNIE 4/26/2013 8:22AM

    great again.... emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
CAT609 4/26/2013 7:14AM

    Awesome! Thanks!

Report Inappropriate Comment
BLUENOSE63 4/26/2013 6:46AM

  Thanks for the laughs on a rainy Friday here in Ottawa, Canada.

Have a great weekend.

Report Inappropriate Comment
LANNIEMANUEL 4/26/2013 6:46AM

    i love your post. they cheer up my morning emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment

Add Your Comment to the Blog Post


Log in to post a comment.
 


Other Entries by FERRETLOVER1