Friday, April 26, 2013
A lady goes to a divorce lawyer and says "I want a divorce."
The lawyer says, "Do you have grounds?"
Oh yes she said, "We have about 4 acres and a long driveway,
No no no you have misunderstood me.
I mean do you have a grudge?
She said "No its not a grudge, we have a carport."
He said" No thats not what meant, Let me put it another way.
Why do you want a divorce.?
Oh that's easy its my husband.
he can't hold a sensible conversation!