Don't Be Greedy
Wednesday, April 24, 2013
A Woman walks into a sex shop wanting to buy a vibrator
Woman: 'I'd like to buy a vibrator please. Where do you keep them?'
Owner: 'You can choose from anyone on the wall'
Woman: 'Great, I'll take the red one please'
Owner: 'I am sorry Madam, but you can't have the red one'
Woman: 'Why not?'
Owner: 'Because that is our fire extinguisher!'