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Tuesday, April 23, 2013

"New York City is considering a law to ban people from wearing costumes in Times Square after a man dressed as the Cookie Monster shoved a little boy. In his defense, Cookie Monster said, 'Boy not give up cookie.'" -Jimmy Fallon


"Elsewhere in the news, a Swedish company was fined today after one of their assembly robots attacked a human worker. And so it begins..." -Craig Ferguson


"For those of you who aren't familiar with Coachella, it's a big music festival in the California desert. If you didn't get tickets or if you're too far away, just get high and pass out in a dumpster behind Trader Joe's. Just like being there." -Jimmy Kimmel


"A brewery in Japan has introduced a beer made from elephant dung. How do you market something like that? 'I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I make sure it comes from an elephant's butt.'" -Craig Ferguson


"A study has found that some people can suffer symptoms of withdrawal when they are forced to stay away from social media sites. This is why I'm not even on Facebook. I update my high school yearbook manually with a pen." -Jimmy Kimmel


"A new study came out that shows that the germiest place in your kitchen is the refrigerator's vegetable drawer. After hearing this, most Americans said, 'We have a vegetable drawer?'" -Conan O'Brien

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
CARRAND 4/24/2013 1:41PM

    I love the vegetable bin one. Of course all us Spark People know they have a vegetable bin and keep it full of fresh fruits and vegetables! I even clean mine once in a while.

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AMALIA8 4/23/2013 11:32PM

    The last one actually made me LOL. Thanks for sharing! Keep up the fantastic work!

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WOUBBIE 4/23/2013 11:22PM

    LOL at the vegetable drawer joke!

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DOVESEYES 4/23/2013 11:20PM

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