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First time Sex

Monday, April 22, 2013

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her
boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the
first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he
takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.. He tells the pharmacist
it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He
tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will
be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door.

"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A
minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.


10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this
religious..'
The boy turns, and whispers back,

'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'

If you DON'T forward this to at least 1 person you have no
sense of humor!!!
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LJCANNON 4/23/2013 11:27AM

    emoticon Did NOT See That Coming!!
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ARMYWIFEKASS 4/22/2013 11:15PM

    Haha I have heard this before, so funny :)

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