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Bad Momma Joke!

Monday, April 22, 2013

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him. "Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who just died recently." "I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?" "Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother'? It would make me feel so much better." "Sure," answered the young man.

As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!" As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" He asked, "I only purchased a few things!" "Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.
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DORCAS9 5/1/2013 10:30AM

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  Cunning woman. Hahaha ....
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BARBARASDIET 4/23/2013 6:15PM

    terrible!

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GOSPELCLOWN 4/23/2013 12:40AM

    Cagey old gal wins again!

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    Thanks for the chuckle.

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FEMISLIM 4/22/2013 8:45PM

    Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    That's just lovely....

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SHERIO5 4/22/2013 7:44PM

    Oh my!

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MAGGIEVAN 4/22/2013 6:54PM

    Funny, thanks for sharing.

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ONELILPEANUT1 4/22/2013 6:51PM

    Cute I like that.... LOL

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KAB7801 4/22/2013 6:32PM

    Very funny

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  That was funny! THanks for making me laugh! emoticon

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