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Sunday, April 21, 2013

All I Need To Know
A Sunday School teacher decided to have his second grade class learn Psalm 23, one of the most quoted texts from the Holy Bible.
He gave the kids a month to memorize the whole chapter. One of the girls was really excited about it, but she simply couldn't memorize the Psalm. Although she practiced hard, she could hardly get past the first few lines.
So the day came for the children to recite Psalm 23 before the school board and that little girl was nervous.
When her turn came, she stepped up to the microphone and proudly said, "The Lord is my Shepherd and that's all I need to know!"


There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country. "Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk. "Only the Ten Commandments." answered the lady.

My comforter

Sunday after church, a Mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was about. The daughter answered, "Don't be scared, you'll get your quilt." Needless to say, the Mom was perplexed. Later in the day, the pastor stopped by for tea and the Mom asked him what that morning's Sunday school lesson was about. He said "Be not afraid, thy comforter is coming

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MOTLORAC 4/23/2013 6:24AM

    Thanks so much for the laughs emoticon

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DONANDMARY77 4/23/2013 5:45AM

    Thank you for the chuckle.

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PATTYKLAVER 4/22/2013 8:18AM

    Out of the mouths of babes and older people... emoticon

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TATTER3 4/22/2013 6:47AM


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SASIKHASI1 4/22/2013 2:00AM

    I love little jokes like these lol.

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