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Sunday, April 21, 2013

I've always ordered my soft drinks in a simple way, e.g. 'A Coke, please.'

Lately, though, this hasn't seemed to work. Waitresses now often respond, 'I'm sorry, we don't have Coke. We have Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, 7-Up, Hartridges, Virgin Cola, Sprite and Red Bull.'

Exhausted by listening to the long list of soft drinks, I thought I'd make life easier. So one day I simply asked the snack bar staff at a cinema for a 'dark, cold, carbonated beverage.'

The young man behind the counter smiled and asked, 'Yes sir, and would you like a long, thin, cylindrical plastic sucking device with that?'
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EATVEGAN 4/22/2013 11:52PM

    The answer to that is, "Yes, please!" If you can keep from laughing...

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ANGELA76H 4/22/2013 11:23PM

    Too funny!

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JILL313 4/22/2013 11:23PM

    Wow, the waiter was sure quick with a funny reply. I do know what you mean as I like to enjoy a diet Coke or Pepsi when I eat out and usually order a diet Coke and often they tell me what they have instead. . .I sometimes wonder if in reality I end up drinking a regular Coke instead of a diet one as I can taste the difference but usually don't question them. Thank you Chris for the Laugh today. Keep well and Spark. emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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FLAMENM 4/22/2013 9:27PM

    Love, love, love.

Why yes, I would!

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TWEETYKC00 4/22/2013 5:26AM

    Love it!

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123ELAINE456 4/22/2013 1:41AM

  LOL!!! Love It. God Blessings to Everyone. Have a Very Special Day. Take Care. Hugs!!!!!!!!!!

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NASFKAB 4/21/2013 11:34PM

  hahahahaha loved it

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PDSLIM 4/21/2013 11:30PM

    Laugh out loud. Thanks

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JIMDAB 4/21/2013 10:50PM

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DJ4HEALTH 4/21/2013 9:56PM

    LOL

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ADAPTOR 4/21/2013 9:49PM

    Very funny. you made me giggle.

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DONDAIN 4/21/2013 9:40PM

    LOL that was funny. The hubby came in and asked what I was laughing at so I read it to him. He laughed too. Thank you.

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IAMWINNING 4/21/2013 9:38PM

    Oh, I 'know' a young man behind a counter who needs his ears boxed!

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KERRIELYNN719 4/21/2013 9:35PM

    Oh that's too cute! I waitress and have a lot of people make those smart remarks, I would never be bold enough to say something smart back to them though...

Have a good night!

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KESTRYLL 4/21/2013 9:31PM

    Yep, I hear ya, another funny they do to my hubby, they
give him diet even though he wants a regular coke! I tell him they think he's fat!

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