Sunday, April 21, 2013
To avoid being called up for active duty two men pulled all their teeth out before going in for their medical examination.
On this particular morning there were just 3 of them – the two friends and a dirty looking tramp.
The first friend stood before the doctor and told him he had no teeth. The doctor put his finger in the man’s mouth, ran it around his gums and agreed that he was not fit for active duty.
The doctor then turned to the tramp who told him he had very painful piles.
“OK,” said the doctor, “drop your trousers and turn round so that I can examine you.”
The tramp did as he was told and the doctor stuck his finger up the man’s backside and felt around.
“Mmm, they are bad,” said the doctor. “You’ve failed the test as well.”
He then turned to the second friend and said, “What’s wrong with you?”
The man looked at the doctor’s finger and shook his head vigorously.
“Nothing, nothing at all, doctor.”