Friday, April 19, 2013
One day a man is walking down the street when he sees an old man with a nice looking dog. He goes over to the man and asks: 'Does your dog bite?' The old man replies 'No never.' When the man bends down to stroke the dog, it immediately takes a snap at his hand. The man says 'I thought you said your dog did not bite!' 'I did,' replies the old man,'but this isn't my dog!'