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Thursday, April 18, 2013

I can't take all the bad news these days
so I went on a mission of mercy and found


team will be reduced to ten crew members.
They will then be sent to Mars, never again to return.
“We will send humans to Mars in 2023,” he told “They will live there the rest of their lives. There will be a habitat waiting for them, and we’ll start sending four people every two years.”
and who exactly is going to build the Habitats emoticon martians?
{...wouldn't that be a great gift for someone 'SPECIAL' in your life ?...} emoticon

I have not seen anything this clever since the PET ROCK craze back in the 70s.
Simply Brilliant
He's got posters, mugs, t-shirts, hoodies.
I even read he's taking applications for a $25 application fee.


Have a great day...hope for better days ahead

Member Comments About This Blog Post:

    I know some folks I'd like to volunteer to go!

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KALEWINE 4/22/2013 1:03PM

    Wouldn't it be nice to send a few people to Mars, never to return again.

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TERRI289 4/20/2013 10:59PM


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KANOE10 4/20/2013 9:28AM

    Now this is bizarre and certainly gave me a smile. It will probably catch on like the pet rocks. Crazy. Thanks for a smile today.

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CHESAKAT41 4/20/2013 9:26AM

    Weird, but a good blog. I don't think I would like going to Mars - but there are a couple of 'old fogies' here at the senior complex I would send...that way I wouldn't have to look at them anymore. LOL Yuck!

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MORTICIAADDAMS 4/19/2013 10:21PM

    I'm making a list of people I want to send on this one way trip. I hope they still have room for my husband's brothers. LOL.

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PATRICIAANN46 4/19/2013 2:33PM

  HI Sheryl..........
1CRAZYDOG has the right idea and I have a few candidates I would like to send too. Again........They live among us.........and reproduce!!! emoticon

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DRB13_1 4/19/2013 2:12PM

    Isn't Curiosity set up to build the habitat? emoticon
Thanks for brightening the day.

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CHOCOHIPPO 4/19/2013 1:00PM

    seriously? too funny and weird!

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TERMITEMOM 4/19/2013 10:20AM

    I know just the right person to send there - never to return! emoticon

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ARTJAC 4/19/2013 1:50AM


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SPARKFRAN514 4/19/2013 12:29AM

    Have to agree with i crazy dog great plan

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NEWKATHYNOW 4/18/2013 11:17PM


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COCK-ROBIN 4/18/2013 10:32PM

    LOL, I LOVED this!

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DALID414 4/18/2013 8:44PM

    Is it me, or does the model wearing the women's t-shirt look exactly like the model wearing the men's t-shirt? emoticon

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KMICHA 4/18/2013 7:17PM

    Uh . . . no thanks! I think I'll stick around here!

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EDWARDS1411 4/18/2013 6:30PM

    Wacked! And how about bitcoins!!

Double wacked!!!

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SANDYLH1 4/18/2013 5:12PM


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CHACHAOREO 4/18/2013 4:54PM

    I agree!!!

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APPLEPIEAPPLE 4/18/2013 4:40PM


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BARBARASDIET 4/18/2013 3:11PM


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IOWAGRAMMA 4/18/2013 2:38PM

    I have a few people I'd like to nominate to be in the first group!! LOL!

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TRISTAROSE 4/18/2013 2:26PM


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OLIVIANIGHT 4/18/2013 2:24PM

    Yeah, but we'll get rid of ten dumb people : p

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WALLAHALLA 4/18/2013 1:27PM

    can we vote on who to send?

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LEANMEAN2 4/18/2013 12:18PM

    It sounds like a winner to me!

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CJJANISS 4/18/2013 12:16PM


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NEW-CAZ 4/18/2013 11:56AM

    emoticon I remember pet rocks too!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ANASARI 4/18/2013 11:39AM

    Cute! :)

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ELLENIRENE 4/18/2013 11:28AM


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PATTISTAMPS 4/18/2013 11:26AM

    heh heh heh... by 2023 it might be a better place to be!

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TRACYCD 4/18/2013 11:17AM

    Can I send my ex husband? With his planning, he just might make it to the moon and back in 100 years.. LOL

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FISHINGLADY66 4/18/2013 11:00AM

    emoticon Thanks for making my day! I hope your Day is GREAT!

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1CRAZYDOG 4/18/2013 10:58AM

    Now . . . let me think about this . . . hmmmm. Ok, hand up emoticon . . . can you sign up condo managements teams for this once-in-a-lifetime-dream-come-true-
trip???? They could manage the Mars settlement. Imagine THAT one if you can! BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Have a few other special people in mind for the trip too. Can family members be included (just kididng!)

Ooooh, oooh . . . just had another idea too for candidates. How 'bout all the legislators who voted down the background check legislation yesterday? YEAH, that's the ticket!

At this rate, I think they'll need SEVERAL missions to get all the "special" people to Mars!

Thanks for the laugh. Hugs, peace.

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ANNIE924 4/18/2013 10:53AM

    Would we weigh more or less on Mars. That might be the determining factor for me, emoticon

You are right it has been an emotional week. We must remind ourselves that there are more good people out there than evil people.

Have a great day.

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LOSTLIME 4/18/2013 10:49AM

    I don't think that I will sign up for this mission. I will wait til they have all the kinks
out of the theory. But by that time I will probably gone home to God. I wonder how many millions you'd pay for this?

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LINDAK25 4/18/2013 10:48AM

    Thank you. We should have cards made. You can send them to those "SPECIAL" few. You've made my day brighter.

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