Wednesday, April 17, 2013
Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking...
Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship.
"Follow me son," the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the floating survivors.
"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing," said father shark, and they did.
"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing," said father shark, and they did.
"Now we eat everybody," said father shark, and they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all to begin with? Why did we swim around and around them?"
His wise father replied, "Because they taste better after we scare the crap outta them."