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Jokes of the Week


Wednesday, April 17, 2013

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A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was
speeding down the Main Street.

"But officer," the man began, "I can explain."

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you
cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back..."

"But Officer, I just wanted to say..."

"And I said to keep quiet! You are going to jail!"

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and
said,"Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter's wedding.
He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

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    Best joke I've seen all day!

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    Ha!

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    Ha ha that's so,funny xxxx emoticon emoticon emoticon

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