Sunday, April 14, 2013
I'm sitting here watching Live at the Masters before the rounds start. These are my 3 favorite golf quotes. I couldn't decide on the best one.....
1. Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
2. If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
3. It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.