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Saturday, April 13, 2013

I borrowed this from a friend

Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the
teenager at the counter.
'You don't?' I replied.
'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.
'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'
'That's right.'
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets
(Unbelievable but sadly true...)
(Must have been the same one I asked for sweetener,
and she said they didn't have any, only Splenda and sugar.)

TWO
I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.
After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the
'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.
Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?'
I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.'
She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left.
She had no clue to what had just happened.

( But the lady behind me had a big smirk on her face as I left)

THREE
A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.'

(Keep shuddering!!)

FOUR
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked. She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?'
'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.
'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered,
handing it and the car keys to me. As I
took the key and manually unlocked the door, I
replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and
check about the batteries. It's a long walk....'

PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!!

FIVE
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.

Brunette, by the way!!

SIX
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer......'
Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency right away'

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LEAH-MT 4/16/2013 7:48AM

    Here's another one for you...
A girl I know was walking down the street when someone pulled up and asked "how do you get to Calne?" (that's a nearby town) and she replied "my dad usually takes me" it is scary how stupid people can be!!!

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NIGHTSKYSTAR 4/15/2013 9:56AM

    Hope these are not true...

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CATIATM 4/14/2013 12:17PM

    Very cute. ... strange that they're all female though. I think men made these up! emoticon

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INDIE_V 4/14/2013 11:41AM

    That really put a smile on my face. Priceless!!

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LIVINGFREE19 4/13/2013 3:04PM

    emoticon Amazing!

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IDLETYME 4/13/2013 2:58PM

    Where have these people been????? That's scary!!!! emoticon emoticon

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TERRIH8118 4/13/2013 1:50PM

    emoticon OMG

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ILUV2BCREATIVE 4/13/2013 11:23AM

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CJBAGGINS 4/13/2013 11:18AM

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cj

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1935MARY 4/13/2013 9:19AM

    Lol You can't fix stupid. The one about the girl at McDonalds, reminded me of the time I went thru a drive thru at a little Hamburger place. When I got up to the window to pay I gave her a 20.00 and the pennies, she was dumb founded, she couldn't count back the change and bills she owed me. I looked at her and told her.The thing is they use calculators in school and don't learn math. It is sad. One time a clerk gave me back a dollar to much I handed the money back and told her she needed to recount it she said it was right, I handed her back a dollar and told her that was her tip. I wonder sometimes what they are teaching in schools,or is it going in and out the other door all the time. Thanks for the laughs it started my day with smiles and warmth. Have a great day.

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JODROX 4/13/2013 9:10AM

    These are just too dumb to be real. I hope emoticon

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MBEHNKEN 4/13/2013 9:09AM

    Thank you for sharing.

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EVIE4NOW 4/13/2013 9:09AM

  To quote Forrest Gump "Stupid is as stupid does."

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