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Late nite...

Thursday, April 11, 2013

Former President George Bush has invited President Obama to the opening of his presidential library later this month. President Obama said he's looking forward to going through the library to see if there was anything else he could blame Bush for. -Jay Leno

President Obama will attend the dedication of George W. Bush's library this month. Apparently there's still a lot of debris around the new building, or as Obama put it, 'Don't look at me, I'm still cleaning up your last mess.' -Jimmy Fallon

I want to congratulate our good friend Jimmy Fallon. He's going to do a great job. I just have one request for Jimmy: We've all fought, kicked, and scratched to get this network up to fifth place now we have to keep it there. Jimmy, don't let it slip into 6th. We are counting on you. -Jay Leno

How many folks earlier today saw the white smoke coming out of the chimney at NBC? I got a call from my mom today. She says, 'Well, David, I see you didn't get 'The Tonight Show' again.' -David Letterman

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NAYPOOIE 4/12/2013 11:17AM

    LOL. I'm going to miss Leno.

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AMALIA8 4/12/2013 9:00AM

    LOL. Those are great! I liked the last one the best but the second one made me laugh as well. Keep up the fantastic work!

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DOVESEYES 4/11/2013 11:45PM


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    That's too funny! LOL

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DALID414 4/11/2013 11:02PM


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CASTIRONLADY 4/11/2013 10:40PM

    Funny! Good that you can stay up that late!!! emoticon

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