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Late Night Funnies

Thursday, April 11, 2013

"Dunkin' Donuts is testing a new food item. A glazed donut/egg sandwich. If it tests well, it's going to be used in prisons as a form of lethal injection." -Jay Leno

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"Delta announced that it is shrinking the size of its bathrooms to add four more seats on every plane. Cuz every time I'm in a plane's bathroom, I always think: 'Man, they could fit at LEAST three more people in here.'" -Jimmy Fallon

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"A new study says that women who drink moderate amounts of alcohol every day lose more weight than women that don't drink at all. At least, that's what your wife will slur to you after she forgets to pick up the kids from soccer practice." -Jimmy Kimmel
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