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Arses and Old Lace: Exercise for Elderly Elite

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Before I decided I wanted to be a nurse, I studied pysical therapy for the elderly. Maybe it was a good thing that I didn't decide to pursue it. I have a twisted sense of humor. Another Sparker and I were bantering about how BORING her aerobics class name was. "Sit and Be Fit". Really? It sounds like a command for dogs. Sit. Stay. I wouldn't do it. So I renamed it for her. Here are some more I came up with:

Rhyme and Punishment - aerobics to hip hop “music”

The Bungle - too fast, too crowded. But do the owners care? No! Because this is a meat market!

To Kill a Mocking Byrd - for Virginians who want to upstage the wealthy family at a Christmas party this year

Arses in Old Lace - no cameras allowed

The Great Gaspings - must be over 80 to join.

Edited to add: The Agony and Ex-Sexy


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LADY_LUNA 4/22/2013 11:27AM

    Like Arses and Old Lace. I still walk my dog 3-4 times a week.

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LE7_1234 4/12/2013 8:12AM


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SPSPSP1 4/12/2013 2:36AM


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PHEBESS 4/10/2013 8:31PM

    Too funny!!!!

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You are brilliant. The Sit and Be Fit teacher, upon turning on the background music, commented with a laugh that "There's no hip-hop here." She'll appreciate you, too.

Silly me for wondering if you knew that the upside-down mushroom looks like. Of course you do!

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1GROVES2 4/10/2013 11:03AM

I want to join "Arses in Old Lace" as well as "The Great Gasping"

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