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Diet Wisdom?

Wednesday, April 10, 2013



To feel "fit as a fiddle," you must tone down your middle. Anonymous



FITNESS IS ABOUT SANITY, NOT VANITY



THOSE WHO GET TOO BIG FOR THEIR BRITCHES, WILL BE EXPOSED IN THE END.



STUDIES SHOW THAT MOST PEOPLE GAIN WEIGHT IN CERTAIN PLACES: LIKE BAKERIES, PIZZA PARLORS, AND ICE CREAM SHOPS.



DIETING IS MIND OVER PLATTER.



"Are you going the wrong weigh?"



A DIET IS WHEN YOU HAVE TO GO TO SOME LENGTH TO CHANGE YOUR WIDTH.



DIETER'S PRAYER

AS I WAKE UP FROM MY SLEEP
I PRAY MY DIET I MAY KEEP
BUT IF TEMPTATION MAKES ME SLIP,
I PRAY THE LORD MY PANTS WON'T RIP.




TOUCH YOUR TOES
AND TOUCH YOUR TOES
AND WISH YOU SKIPPED THOSE OREO'S





Have a great day & remember to let your Spark Shine.



Source ~ Daniel L. Worona
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