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Monday Assortment

Monday, April 08, 2013

Teacher: Buddy, how many times am I going to have to punish you for causing trouble in class?
Buddy: Forty-seven.
Teacher: Why forty-seven?
Buddy: Thatís how many days are left until summer vacation.
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In regulation 10-pin bowling, how far apart is each pin from its adjacent pins?

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12 inches, measured from the center of each pin.
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Wonnerful!

On April 8, 1986, the Oklahoma Educational Television Authority (the stateís public television system) acquired the rights to The Lawrence Welk Show, which had been canceled by ABC in 1982 after 27 seasons, and sold it to PBS stations all over the country. Since then, reruns have aired at 7 P.M. on Saturday on many affiliates, the same time slot it had in its original run on ABC. Itís still one of PBSís most-watched regular series.
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In 1958, a law was passed prohibiting the use of actors posing as doctors in commercials.
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