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Saturday, April 06, 2013

I see other doing blogs by putting up funny pictures. I want to play too. I hope you share my sense of humor.

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SHALISAYW 4/6/2013 9:15AM

    I thought they were funny!! Especially the Confidence one!..lol

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MAMISHELI53 4/6/2013 9:13AM

    It's important to have a sense of humor. Not everyone's is the same. No offense - I wasn't terribly impressed with this particular genre of what you call humor. I can't post any pictures that I DO find funny here - but I can post a few puns.

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a
seasoned veteran.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can
stop any time.

How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it
dawned on me.

The girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,
but I never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on
words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop
quiz.

Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A
thesaurus.

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four
seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit
me!

Broken pencils are pointless.

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