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I may get kicked out of here...

Saturday, April 06, 2013

I see other doing blogs by putting up funny pictures. I want to play too. I hope you share my sense of humor.

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  • v SHALISAYW
    I thought they were funny!! Especially the Confidence one!..lol
    1181 days ago

    Comment edited on: 4/6/2013 9:15:51 AM
  • v MAMISHELI53
    It's important to have a sense of humor. Not everyone's is the same. No offense - I wasn't terribly impressed with this particular genre of what you call humor. I can't post any pictures that I DO find funny here - but I can post a few puns.

    I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

    When chemists die, they barium.

    Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

    A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a
    seasoned veteran.

    I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can
    stop any time.

    How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.

    I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it
    dawned on me.

    The girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,
    but I never met herbivore.

    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

    I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on
    words.

    They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O.

    A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

    Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

    Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop
    quiz.

    Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery.

    I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

    What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A
    thesaurus.

    When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

    What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four
    seconds.

    I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit
    me!

    Broken pencils are pointless.
    1181 days ago
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