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Saturday, April 06, 2013
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I thought they were funny!! Especially the Confidence one!..lol
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Comment edited on: 4/6/2013 9:15:51 AM
It's important to have a sense of humor. Not everyone's is the same. No offense - I wasn't terribly impressed with this particular genre of what you call humor. I can't post any pictures that I DO find funny here - but I can post a few puns.
I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can
stop any time.
How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it
dawned on me.
The girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,
but I never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop
Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit
Broken pencils are pointless.
1181 days ago
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