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Thursday, April 04, 2013


PASTOR: "Praise the Lord!"

CONGREGATION: "Hallelujah!"

PASTOR: "Can we please turn on our tablet, PC, iPad, smart phone, and Kindle Bibles to 1 Cor 13:13.

And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon."


"Now, Let us pray committing this week into God's hands.

Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook, and chat with God�"


"As we take our Sunday tithes and offerings, please have your credit and debit cards ready."

"You can log on to the church wi-fi using the password 'Lord909887. ' "

The ushers will circulate mobile card swipe machines among the worshipers:

a.. Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers are directed to computers and laptops at the rear of the church.
b.. Those who prefer to use iPads can open them.
c.. Those who prefer telephone banking, take out your cellphones to transfer your contributions to the church account.

The holy atmosphere of the Church becomes truly electrified as ALL the smart phones, iPads, PCs and laptops beep and flicker!

Final Blessing and Closing Announcements...

a.. This week's ministry cell meetings will be held on the various Facebook group pages where the usual group chatting takes place. Please log in and don't miss out.
b.. Thursday's Bible study will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please don't miss out.
c.. You can follow your Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counseling and prayers.
d.. God bless you and have nice day.


Member Comments About This Blog Post:
SWIMLOVER 4/14/2013 5:36AM

  This could very well happen but I sincerely pray that it does not!

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PATTYKLAVER 4/4/2013 9:57AM

    I can actually see this happening!

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TERRI289 4/4/2013 7:05AM

    Funny but scary....

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RASPBERRY56 4/4/2013 6:10AM

    The techno-gadget references are cool - the references to - sigh - *financial items* - well.......not so much.....just sayin'......

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TWEETYKC00 4/4/2013 4:55AM

    it's sad, but who knows right? lol

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PAMNANGEL 4/4/2013 2:54AM

    E-church! 😉

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FITANDFIFTY2 4/4/2013 2:54AM

    Oh dear!! Way too funny!

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SUSANBEAMON 4/4/2013 1:16AM

  interesting, but of course the building would be empty because everyone would be e-churching from home.

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    This is really funny. I am a 21-year old Christian and would love it if Church were this way. Haha!

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JIBBIE49 4/4/2013 12:35AM

    I don't go to Church, but found this so funny. emoticon Technology is wonderful. I just found a guy I dated in 1968 on Facebook and he is 66, but still looks good. He has five children which I was surprised to see. I have five as well. I do think young people are overly dependent on their phones. I have no need for one of them. LOL

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