Wednesday, April 03, 2013
"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson
"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later." -Mitch Hedberg
"You need to be careful when writing comments," our principal told the faculty. He held a report card for a Susan Crabbe. A colleague had written, "Susan is beginning to come out of her shell."