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Weight Loss Joke - Fair warning, Crude humor

Wednesday, April 03, 2013

This is s joke my friend shared with me last night. I thought is was hilarious! My ribs hurt from laughing so much... I am giving fair warning, it does have some crude humor, but still some-what of a clean joke.


A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious Health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM. "Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he calls them up and subscribes to the 3-day/10 pound weight loss program.

The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old young lady dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!" Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, Huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her.

After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the way this company does business!" The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same thing happens. On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10lb. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/ 20 pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me, you can have me." He's out the door or after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. For the next four days, the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the fifth day, he weighs himself and found he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 Pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years".

The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a muscular guy standing here wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine."

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TERRIMMIX 4/4/2013 4:03PM


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RUNNINGAL425 4/4/2013 2:49PM

    Oh Deere Lowered! That is HILARIOUS!!!

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HOPEFULHIPPO 4/4/2013 12:06PM


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DEBIGENE 4/4/2013 8:36AM


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WHOVIANGIRL23 4/3/2013 10:12PM

    Hilarious, thanks for sharing.

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MARIANNE9855 4/3/2013 7:11PM

    That is very funny! I wonder how many men would really sign up for something like that- probably a bunch! lol! emoticon

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MOELIFE2LIVE 4/3/2013 3:57PM

    Lol, very funny

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BEAUTIMOUS915 4/3/2013 3:47PM


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DAWNSJOURNEY 4/3/2013 2:03PM

    Thanks for sharing.. Thanks for the laugh.

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FAVORITEAUNT84 4/3/2013 1:56PM


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CAGMUAHFO2 4/3/2013 1:36PM

    LMAO!!!!!!! OMG I love it!! That is great!!! I'm going to have to share that with my dad. He will find it hilarious!!

Thanks for sharing!!

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SUECHRIS50 4/3/2013 1:20PM


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