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Texting code for senior citizens


Tuesday, April 02, 2013

Here's something to make you laugh or smile today. Seems even senior citizens have their own specific texting shortcuts.

ATD: At The Doctor’s
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL… CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing…Can’t Get Up
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTP: Where’s The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
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SWDESERTLOVER 4/4/2013 9:02AM

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1BEACHWALKER 4/3/2013 6:35PM

    emoticon Oh, my I will never think of those the same way again!! emoticon

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LESLIE2561 4/3/2013 3:31PM

    emoticon Thanks for the laughs.

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DESERTDREAMERS 4/3/2013 11:08AM

    Funny - thx 4 shrng

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SEABREEZE64 4/3/2013 5:30AM

    Funny and scary at the same time.....

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UNICORN212 4/2/2013 3:40PM

    Ha ha - Maybe now I'll get into texting!
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NATPLUMMER 4/2/2013 12:40PM

    :-)

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0309COOKIE 4/2/2013 11:11AM

    Good ones!

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35ANGELS 4/2/2013 10:39AM

    Oh my goodness, I needed a laugh this morning. emoticon

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GOOZLEBEAR 4/2/2013 10:00AM

    Those are great! emoticon

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