Monday, April 01, 2013
Three country lads were out in the big city when they were attacked by a mugger.
“Give me all your valuables,” he hissed, “or I’ll inject you with AIDS.”
Immediately, two of the lads handed over their wallets and then ran away.
The third lad, however, refused so the mugger injected him.
Later, when the three lads met up, the two who had handed over all their money looked at their friend aghast.
“Don’t you realise what he’s done? You’ve been injected with AIDS.”
The third lad smiled. “No, no, it’s alright, I’m wearing a condom.”