Advertisement -- Learn more about ads on this site.


    DDHEART   239,121
SparkPoints
200,000-249,999 SparkPoints
 
 

Magic Beans


Monday, April 01, 2013

Yesterday when I reached into the freezer for those jellybeans I had hidden from easy reach................

I questioned the wisdom of this action. I knew that those gourmet beans were dangerous to me, after all, that is why they're tucked away in the freezer. sigh

But, I justified the treat with the Easter bunny's visit. I measured out 50 gm. and I ate them very very slowly. Buttered popcorn....that one's really good...wait the bubble gum flavor...pina colada...(groan) they're all good!

Last night....I just had to have some more. See, that is the problem!!! I fought it for a while.

And then.....................I gave in.

I measured out another 50 gm. At least I can say I did that!!

I ate those beans and soon I went to sleep.

Now here's the thing.........................
........................ea
ting gourmet jellybeans at bedtime is magic!

I woke up this morning.

Made my way to the necessary room.

Took care of business and stepped on the scale. (daily ritual)

OMG!!! I LOST Those Last pounds!!!!!!!

I can hear the infomercial now.......

Lose all the weight you want.......no sweaty exercise.........no counting calories...........Just eat the magic beans before bed and wake up your most desired weight!!!!!!!

............................
..........................
..........................
..........................
..........................
..........................
..........................
..........................
..........................
..........................
..........................
..........................
..........................
..........................
..........................
..........................
..........................
................................................................................

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!
SHARE

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
CATANTIGO 4/5/2013 8:56AM

    LOL!!!!! You're too funny.

Report Inappropriate Comment
MNTWINSGAL 4/2/2013 1:12AM

    Oh man....I was about to go get the Easter candy bowl and indulge! Guess not now....thanks alot!

If anybody does know of magic beans that really work, count me in! Until then, I guess it's counting calories for me.

Report Inappropriate Comment
-POLEDANCEGIRL- 4/1/2013 10:47AM

    LOL!

Report Inappropriate Comment
GINIEMIE 4/1/2013 10:41AM

    Too Funny Donna! I ate only black Jelly beans!
My DIL put on FB that "Polliwog"(in utero name) was born! I freaked, my newest granddaughter is not due until May 20th

Have fun April foolin people gi emoticon emoticon

emoticon emoticon rl!


Comment edited on: 4/1/2013 10:50:03 AM

Report Inappropriate Comment
NINJALINDA 4/1/2013 10:40AM

    Damn...and I was ready to go get some of those magic beans emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
JANET552 4/1/2013 10:29AM

    emoticon

If only.....

Report Inappropriate Comment
JLITT62 4/1/2013 9:59AM

    LOL! That's why the dark chocolate edamame had to be buried in the closet downstairs . . . altho I guess the question is did you actually eat jelly beans? And buttered popcorn flavor? Sounds kind of disgusting & dangerous at the same time!

Report Inappropriate Comment
WASCALLYWONE 4/1/2013 9:51AM

    Yup, I fell for it....

Report Inappropriate Comment
AKATHLEEN54 4/1/2013 9:34AM

    Yeah!!!! April Fool's joke or not if you find the right sponsor you can probably market those "magic beans"!! I wouldn't be surprised if someone hasn't already tried!! emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
GODDREAMDIVA1 4/1/2013 8:56AM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
SLIMMERJESSE 4/1/2013 8:53AM

    Cute!

Report Inappropriate Comment
TUFFYBIRD 4/1/2013 8:49AM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
MYUTMOST4HIM 4/1/2013 8:48AM

    emoticon emoticon emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment

Add Your Comment to the Blog Post


Log in to post a comment.