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Magic Beans

Monday, April 01, 2013

Yesterday when I reached into the freezer for those jellybeans I had hidden from easy reach................

I questioned the wisdom of this action. I knew that those gourmet beans were dangerous to me, after all, that is why they're tucked away in the freezer. sigh

But, I justified the treat with the Easter bunny's visit. I measured out 50 gm. and I ate them very very slowly. Buttered popcorn....that one's really good...wait the bubble gum flavor...pina colada...(groan) they're all good!

Last night....I just had to have some more. See, that is the problem!!! I fought it for a while.

And then.....................I gave in.

I measured out another 50 gm. At least I can say I did that!!

I ate those beans and soon I went to sleep.

Now here's the thing.........................
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ting gourmet jellybeans at bedtime is magic!

I woke up this morning.

Made my way to the necessary room.

Took care of business and stepped on the scale. (daily ritual)

OMG!!! I LOST Those Last pounds!!!!!!!

I can hear the infomercial now.......

Lose all the weight you want.......no sweaty exercise.........no counting calories...........Just eat the magic beans before bed and wake up your most desired weight!!!!!!!

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APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!
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