Q: Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea?
A: The Oyster Bunny!
Q: How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
A: By hare mail!
Q: Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?
A: It’s a tender tail!
Q: How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
A: Eggs (X) marks the spot!
Q: Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens?
A: He wanted them to lay colorful eggs!
Q: What did one colored egg say to the other?
A: ‘Heard any good yolks lately!’
Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
A: They lived hoppily ever after!
Q: How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
A: Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!
Q: Do you know how the Easter bunny stays in shape?
Q: What do you call cute little rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
A: Hot, cross bunnies.
Q: Why was the Easter rabbit rubbing his head?
A: Because he had a eggache!
Q: Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
A: Because it has four rabbit’s feet!
Q: What do you call 13 rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.
Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
A: It might crack up!
Q: What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
A: Join the Hare Force.
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny study karate?
A: To crack eggs!
Q: Why did the Easter bunny shave off his fur?
A: Global warming!