Friday, March 29, 2013
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's!
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present!
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end!
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths!
The name men give to their mistakes!
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip!
A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER,says midway: "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early!
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward!
A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills.