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Wednesday Assortment

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Benny was dying. His wife was with him, leaning over his bed. As he was drawing his final breaths, he gasped, “Liza, I have one last request.”
“Of course! Anything, Benny. What is it?” Liza asked, softly.
“Six months after I die,” he said, “I want you to marry Jonas.”
“But I thought you hated Jonas,” Liza said.
With his very last breath, Benny said, “I do.”
What was the subtitle of the 2009 sequel to the Alvin and the Chipmunks kiddie flick?

The Squeakquel.

During the 2005 Michael Jackson child-molestation trial, famed television journalist Geraldo Rivera was so sure that Jackson was being framed that he publicly vowed to shave his signature bushy mustache if Jackson was found guilty. Jackson was acquitted; Rivera’s mustache lived on. Rivera has had the ’stache since his professional career began in the early 1970s, causing him to once remark, “My mustache is older than my wife.”
Winner! Former radio announcer Bill Cullen hosted a record 20 game shows between 1952 and 1986.

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FRANCES-AGAPE 3/27/2013 11:39PM

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Another Keeper joke !

! WOW !
I did not realize Bill Cullen was
on tv up to the 80s. I only recall
him on B&W shows
Didn't he have polio ?

Have a Terrific Thursday !

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NANCYRUBIO 3/27/2013 8:49AM

Where id Geraldo Rivera now?
Bill Cullen was a wonder!

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ANDRIANA11 3/27/2013 7:00AM

    Thanks for sharing. It was a great little read in between my work. also many many thanks for your encouragement and advice on my blog. Couldn't do it without emoticon favs
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