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SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES!!!!


Tuesday, March 26, 2013







THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked this out on Snopes and it's for real! ...


AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:


1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.


2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.


3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.


4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.


5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.


6. YOU NEED ONLY TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.


7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.



THOUGHT for the day:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN THEY'RE PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.




SOME ADDITIONAL ADVICE:
NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TAKE A LAXATIVE AND SLEEPING PILLS ON THE SAME NIGHT



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LITTLEWIND53 4/11/2013 2:35AM

    So funny. Thanks for the chuckle

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SENATOR9 3/27/2013 9:49AM

    Some of these I got to try on Grumpy.Thank you

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EABL81 3/26/2013 10:37PM

    Number 6 and 7 combined described the contents of my toolbox.

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LEW0213 3/26/2013 9:23PM

    I laughed so hard at these that I got a pain in my side. Thanks so much, Mary Anne.

Hugs, Linda

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    Too good! emoticon

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LINDAKAY228 3/26/2013 5:34PM

    Love these LOL! I do believe in Duct tape though LOL!

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    Thanks for the chuckles

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BAMAJAM 3/26/2013 10:53AM

  Mary Anne--- You got me with the first lines! ha!
... and I loved the "thought for the day".... a delightful fantasy sometimes! LOL
Thanks for the smiles!

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LIBBYG7 3/26/2013 9:55AM

    You are EVIL!!!!!!!

I laughed until tears came.......

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    Mary Anne! Really! I don't think I'll share this with my boys.

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    GREAT THOUGHTS FOR A TWISTED POINT OF VIEW !!! THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS ! HUGS...EGG

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MCGS62 3/26/2013 9:35AM

    number 2 might get me in deep ------um----number 2
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