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Monday, March 25, 2013

"You now can take pocket knives on commercial airlines. And you can also take pool cues on commercial flights. This is great news if you're a knife-wielding pool hustler." -David Letterman

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"New research shows that eating organic foods can make people more arrogant and judgmental. In fact, eating just one handful of organic bean sprouts has the same effect as driving 1,000 miles in a Prius." -Jay Leno

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"In a survey of 35 cities, Los Angeles ranked second-to-last in intelligence. Residents of L.A. were outraged after the report was slowly explained to them." -Conan O'Brien
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DALID414 3/27/2013 1:01AM

    Hey! I resent the Conan 'joke' emoticon

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ANDY_54 3/26/2013 7:27AM

    emoticon Love the one about the Prius! LOL

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BARCLE 3/25/2013 10:49PM

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AMALIA8 3/25/2013 10:16PM

    LOL. Nice. I especially like the last one. Keep them coming and keep up the great work!

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