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Drag Queens Are Always Right


Sunday, March 24, 2013

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NEWMOMOVER40 5/9/2013 4:40AM

    I had no idea you were so hilarious. :) Glad I came back to SP to find that out (among other things)!
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BLUEJEAN99 4/23/2013 3:49PM

    loved paris is burning, loved your blog emoticon

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PICKIE98 4/18/2013 8:33AM

    Government buildings(and public schools are the biggest offenders) are the hottest places on earth, daring you to complain that they flaunt the misuse of your tax dollars in your face!
The Gobi desert is where we go to cool off after leaving a government building around here.

I had surgery last September: I never got a hospital bill,BUT: yesterday they called and I used my magic card to pay them off. They acted like if I wanted my body parts back, I would have to pay that bill!!!!!!

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HIFIGODDESS 4/15/2013 3:07PM

    LOL! I think maybe you should give the poor guy back his condoms, since he will never be reunited with his dignity. Plus, Karma points might bring another well-endowed suitor your way. :)

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LSIG14 4/14/2013 9:16PM

    Delightful blog - as always. I know how government offices work (I worked in one for 25 years) but when I needed their services, there was NO ONE working there - only voice mail that never returned phone messages.

I love that you are able to keep your sense of humor. Life is too short to let anger eat away any of it. Thanks for sharing with the rest of us - laughter really helps!!!




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WATERMELLEN 4/12/2013 8:38PM

    Hilarious!! Got my weekend off to a giggly start!!

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SPARKROZ 4/11/2013 4:51PM

    You crack me UP!!!!!

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RUNJEWELRUN 4/11/2013 11:06AM

    Yes!! I have to get caught up on your blogs :)
Love queens :)

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NOLAZYBUTT110 4/9/2013 8:49PM

    man U so know how to catch someone attention and know how to use the shades... but still a Drag queen is just that.... a drag and No queen in my book, but artist! I love how you use the lingo! Y ou have way with words to catch my attention! You score one with me! Tweet or You eat it! lol Hugs, susana emoticon emoticon emoticon

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MNOT2THICK 4/7/2013 8:07PM

    Yes, Huntty you have to be smart in the head to throw shade!!!! emoticon

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KARENE10 3/30/2013 8:53AM

    You are SO, SO, SO funny!!!!!! I always look forward to your blogs emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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GRACEOMALLEY 3/28/2013 4:23PM

    I love how you remind me of the absurdities of life - and the delights of drag queens!
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ERICABETH130 3/27/2013 11:16PM

    Lol, Just stumbled upon your page and blog. Love it!

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CLPURNELL 3/25/2013 11:19PM

    LOL always love your blogs!

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QUAIL75 3/25/2013 3:53PM

    LOL! Great blog.

Small world, my friend is friends with Jujubee!

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KASEYCOFF 3/25/2013 3:42PM

    1) A car is a tool - if it's got four wheels, a motor, and can reliably get you there and back again, it's got everything required. You got it right.
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2) The heat in the office? It's the cosmos vividly demonstrating what The Bad Place will be like if you persist in judging (throwing shade!) on Sundays. There's a reason for "Never On Sunday." Make it your theme song.
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3) 'member what I said about owning vs renting? Mmm hmm. Now, picture yourself dumping that scummy weird rotted-wood mold into some landlord's lap.
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I knew you'd understand...
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TRAINER_T 3/25/2013 2:36PM

    Waaaaay funny I left a comment on the blog emoticon waiting on the book!!!


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JUSTLYLE 3/25/2013 8:32AM

    Great blog as usual Teeney Bikine . Had the same experience myself. Keep em commin! Skeeter emoticon

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STFRENCH 3/25/2013 8:22AM

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You have once again broken my awesome-o'-meter!!

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1CRAZYDOG 3/24/2013 10:00PM

    LOL funny! I have memories of taking my kids (very small @ the time) into a govt building and there were signs all over the place -- no food, no drink, be seated at all times till your called. Well, I just couldn't keep the kids QUIET anymore . . . for god sake, they were THIRSTY and HUNGRY because I'd fed and watered 'em HOURS before. Amazing that cranky kids get you in pretty fast!

Good luck with the siding and getting the wood repaired.

LOVE Judge Judy . . . she's the bomb!



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A-DAY-AT-A-TIME 3/24/2013 7:11PM

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ANGGEL40 3/24/2013 6:19PM

    emoticon Awesome blog as usual!

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KEL_BEL_FX3 3/24/2013 3:15PM

    OMG I totally emoticon Jujubee, no one has come close to her in the reading challenge til Alaska this season and Juju still has her beat. As usual you totally made me LOL

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KEL_BEL_FX3 3/24/2013 3:14PM

    OMG I totally emoticon Jujubee, no one has come close to her in the reading challenge til Alaska this season and Juju still has her beat. As usual you totally made me LOL

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LOOKSLIKELILY 3/24/2013 3:00PM

    Great post as usual!

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DALID414 3/24/2013 2:52PM

    I knew you'd appreciate my RuPaul reference in my profile pix comment. I love that diva! (But seriously I look like a mini-Michelle Visage!! I scared myself!)

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SHERYLDS 3/24/2013 2:14PM

    ya gotta luv it emoticon

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MYRTROSE 3/24/2013 1:58PM

    At my job, I get trapped by customers, "regulars", who try to bait me in with every breath. Morons. They know I'm trapped...truly no escape. They sometimes stay for hours and press on and on.
I come home from work and I am truly a hermit. My family knows to leave me ALONE.
How do people do it? Be nice? When I'm being nice you can best believe 90 % of the time I am internally flipping you off.
I think about aging, how it changed my father into a mean spirited mensch. I can't even imagine what I'll be like. Who the hell is going to take care of me?


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JOYINKY 3/24/2013 1:40PM

    emoticon LOL!

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JUNEAU2010 3/24/2013 1:30PM

    You missed an opportunity to talk about the crazy lady's train's caboose. I was waiting for that! emoticon

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