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I Would Be Long Gone........

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Wife asks husband, "How many women have you slept with?"

Husband proudly replies, "Only you, darling. With all the others, I was awake."

Hospital visiting hours are 10 A.M. to 4 P.M.

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they P_ _ _ _ _ me off. emoticon
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