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I Would Be Long Gone........

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Wife asks husband, "How many women have you slept with?"

Husband proudly replies, "Only you, darling. With all the others, I was awake."

Hospital visiting hours are 10 A.M. to 4 P.M.

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they P_ _ _ _ _ me off. emoticon

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PATTISTAMPS 3/22/2013 3:32PM

    chuckle, giggle, laugh....


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GINNABOOTS 3/22/2013 7:42AM


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123ELAINE456 3/22/2013 2:24AM

  Awesome!!! Love It!!! LOL!!! God Blessings to You and Everyone. Have a Marvelous Day. Take Care. Hugs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I need that prayer sometimes too! Today was one of them! Thanks for sharing

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ARTJAC 3/21/2013 11:42PM


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PMFISH 3/21/2013 11:10PM


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1CRAZYDOG 3/21/2013 9:13PM

    That's it! That's MY serenity prayer! LOL

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SEL1027 3/21/2013 8:55PM

    Haha too funny! Gotta love how "funny" guys think they can be emoticon The hardest thing is getting upset about things we CANNOT change. Thanks for that reminder! emoticon

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NANCYPAT1 3/21/2013 8:51PM

    Too funny

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FLAME42 3/21/2013 8:46PM

    Bet that is one lonely guy, in the hospital and back home!!

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MS.ELENI 3/21/2013 8:37PM

    Love this emoticon emoticon

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