Thursday, March 21, 2013
Wife asks husband, "How many women have you slept with?"
Husband proudly replies, "Only you, darling. With all the others, I was awake."
Hospital visiting hours are 10 A.M. to 4 P.M.
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they P_ _ _ _ _ me off.