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Reality check...and Thursday Assortment

Thursday, March 21, 2013

I'm back!!! I've been struggling for about a month now - not walking enough and eating more than I should. However, I decided it was time to take myself back in hand and take my own advice - "A setback is only a setup for a comeback". I started back to walking a lot and really watched what I was eating. When I got on the scale this morning - emoticon - 4.25 lbs. down!

Amazing how the combination of exercise and eating right is dynamite! emoticon
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Enough with the serious stuff - Now back to my usual goofy stuff:

What’s the most common cause of dry skin?

Towels.
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What large migrating shorebird returns to Umatilla National Wildlife Refuge in Oregon at the same time every March?

The long-billed curlew, the largest shorebird in North America.
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Unwritten rules of sitcoms

* There are only three kinds of children: rude, disobedient, and precocious.

* When being questioned by the police in the middle of performing some job, dockworkers, housekeepers, school principals, etc., will continue doing that job.

* If someone does something stupid, their dog will cover its head with its paws in shame.

* When two people who share a room or apartment get in a fight, they will draw a line down the middle of the area, separating it into two spaces.


The Bundys on Married … with Children were named for pro wrestler King Kong Bundy.
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  • v FCARMICH
    like the towel one!
    1252 days ago
  • v FRANCES-AGAPE
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    Jack shook his head, groaned and said "Good Grief" when I told him the towel pun !

    Can hardly wait to share it with someone who will APPRECIATE it -
    We pun-lovers have to stick together !
    emoticon for the laugh


    I remember that wrestler was on one of their shows. Until then, I had not heard of him. But Jack had. Reminds me of his 86 year-old, teenie (4' 10", 90 lbs!) Grandmother watching wrestling regularly on tv. She took it SO SERIOUSLY!


    Hope you had a Terrific Thursday !
    Have a Fabulous Friday !


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    LOVE and BLESSINGS !

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    1254 days ago
  • v NANCYRUBIO
    Glad you are back to feeling yourself again/
    1254 days ago
  • v CAT609
    Keep up the good work!
    1254 days ago
  • v ANDRIANA11
    It is in fact dynamite ! I am glad you are keeping with your healthy habits, it is most important.
    As I pass by, I wanted to thank you for your advice an encouragement on my blog.

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    1254 days ago
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