Thursday, March 21, 2013
A man who's wife was pregnant couldn't bear to be in the delivery room at the time of the birth.
So he thought he'd ring up later to see if it had come yet.
He rang up and the nurse said "it's a girl but there's another one on the way"
he rang again later and the nurse said "it's another girl but there's another coming"
he rang once more and the nurse said " it's a boy but there's another coming"
He couldn't stand it any more so he went to the pub and got drunk.
An hour later he was really nervous. He was dialing the hospital, hands shaking, and identically dialed the sports line. he asked " how many did we get mate" the person said "198 all out.... and the last one was a duck"
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.
So Put more laughter in your day.