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Thursday, March 21, 2013

Top Ten New Carnival Cruise Ship Names

10. Carnival Coli
9. Dyspeptic Princess
8. Poseidon's Outhouse
7. Hepitanic
6. S.S. S.O.S
5. Quarantina
4. HMS Litigation
3. Costco Concordia
2. Peptotania
1. Q.E. Ewwwww
-David Letterman

Republican Dinner

Two key questions emerged from the dinner: 1) whether anything can get done without the Republican leadership; and 2) why do John McCain and Lindsey Graham always go to the bathroom in pairs. Iím just going to call them McCainsey from now on. -Bill Maher


Republicans in Arkansas passed the strictest abortion law everÖ they say in the bill that life begins when your sister gets drunk. -Bill Maher
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