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Thursday, March 21, 2013

Top Ten New Carnival Cruise Ship Names

10. Carnival Coli
9. Dyspeptic Princess
8. Poseidon's Outhouse
7. Hepitanic
6. S.S. S.O.S
5. Quarantina
4. HMS Litigation
3. Costco Concordia
2. Peptotania
1. Q.E. Ewwwww
-David Letterman

Republican Dinner

Two key questions emerged from the dinner: 1) whether anything can get done without the Republican leadership; and 2) why do John McCain and Lindsey Graham always go to the bathroom in pairs. Iím just going to call them McCainsey from now on. -Bill Maher


Republicans in Arkansas passed the strictest abortion law everÖ they say in the bill that life begins when your sister gets drunk. -Bill Maher

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
AMALIA8 3/22/2013 12:03AM

    Nice! Thanks for sharing! Keep up the awesome work!

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SUNSHINE65 3/21/2013 11:54PM

    I LOVE Bill Maher and hate that his show is on pay TV that I cannot afford.

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BAMAJAM 3/21/2013 1:25PM

  ..... Bill Maher has great talent for disgusting comments----
Yes, he has that kind of talent. . .

I would send him on a Carnival Cruise called --"Retirement"

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NAYPOOIE 3/21/2013 12:43PM

    yeah, that's a republican

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ZRIE014 3/21/2013 12:55AM

  just remember that today is the tomorrow that you thought about yesterday

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