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# NEED TO LAUGH...A Lawyer and a Senior citizen

### Wednesday, March 20, 2013

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>
> A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long
> flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could
> get one over on them easily. So, the lawyer asks if the senior would
> like to play a fun game.
>
> The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely
> declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, saying
> that the game is a lot of fun...."I ask you a question, and if you
> don't know the answer, you pay me only \$5.00. Then you ask me one, and
> if I don't know the answer, I will pay you \$500.00," he says. This
> catches the senior's attention and, to keep the lawyer quiet, he
> agrees to play the game.
>
> The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the
> Earth to the Moon?" The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into
> his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
>
> Now, it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill
> with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer uses his
> laptop to search all references he can find on the Net. He sends
> E-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail. After an
> hour of searching, he finally gives up. He wakes the senior and hands
> him \$500.00. The senior pockets the \$500.00 and goes right back to
> sleep.
>
> The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior
> up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes
> down with four?" The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer
> \$5.00, and goes back to sleep.
>
GOOD DAY ALL, EVEN IF ALL IS WHITE LIKE, IN HERE...LOL
HUGS
LISE
• SUSANSLIFE
Lise, that is hysterical! I am sending it to my friend who is having lawyer problems..... Thanks for sharing,
Susan

1723 days ago
• HELEN_BRU
Really good one, Lise!
1725 days ago
• 2ABBYNORMAL
Funny!

1727 days ago
• MILLISMA
Ha, ha!!!!! Don't mess with seniors!!!!
1728 days ago
• CHERIRIDDELL
LOL!
1729 days ago
• BLUEANGELLK
LOL!!!
1731 days ago
• GOULDSGRANITE
Hilarious!
1731 days ago
• SPARKLISE

1731 days ago
• LISBETHSALANDER
So funny! Thank you!
1732 days ago
• SHARJOPAUL
LOL
1732 days ago
• CJMOK1121
Lise: Didn't see this until this morning, Started my day off right. I'm glad to be a senior.

CJ from OK.
1732 days ago
• ARTJAC

1732 days ago
• NCEVELYN
Well, I guess the senior taught that lawyer a lesson he will never forget!
1732 days ago
• NANCYPAT1
TOO cute - I sent it to my favorite senior (besides ME) - she is my stepmother and a dear friend - she is coming up on her 90th b-day and is incredibly active and a true inspiration
1732 days ago
• IOWAGRAMMA
Aren't you glad to be a senior?? Where's my \$\$? LOL!! Love you!
1732 days ago
• LIVINGFREE19

1732 days ago
• EFFIEANNIE
Sometimes lawyers aren't so smart!!
1732 days ago
• BELDONDOG1
Love it! Can't outsmart us! lol
1732 days ago
• SENATOR9

1732 days ago
• TORTILLAFLATS
I have missed reading your funny's I amso glad to be back aand able to see better.
I missed you too!

Hugs Gail
1732 days ago
ahahaha! funny Lise!
1732 days ago
• JACKIE542
Thanks Lise.
1732 days ago
• MATTEROFHEART
Gotta love Seniors!!!!

1732 days ago