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NEED TO LAUGH...A Lawyer and a Senior citizen

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

> >
> A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long
> flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could
> get one over on them easily. So, the lawyer asks if the senior would
> like to play a fun game.
> The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely
> declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, saying
> that the game is a lot of fun...."I ask you a question, and if you
> don't know the answer, you pay me only $5.00. Then you ask me one, and
> if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00," he says. This
> catches the senior's attention and, to keep the lawyer quiet, he
> agrees to play the game.
> The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the
> Earth to the Moon?" The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into
> his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
> Now, it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill
> with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer uses his
> laptop to search all references he can find on the Net. He sends
> E-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail. After an
> hour of searching, he finally gives up. He wakes the senior and hands
> him $500.00. The senior pockets the $500.00 and goes right back to
> sleep.
> The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior
> up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes
> down with four?" The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer
> $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
SUSANSLIFE 3/29/2013 2:03PM

    Lise, that is hysterical! I am sending it to my friend who is having lawyer problems..... Thanks for sharing,

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HELEN_BRU 3/28/2013 8:24AM

    Really good one, Lise! emoticon

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2ABBYNORMAL 3/25/2013 2:36PM


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MILLISMA 3/24/2013 8:45PM

    Ha, ha!!!!! Don't mess with seniors!!!! emoticon

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CHERIRIDDELL 3/24/2013 12:34AM


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BLUEANGELLK 3/21/2013 5:44PM


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GOULDSGRANITE 3/21/2013 1:48PM

    Hilarious! emoticon

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SPARKLISE 3/21/2013 1:20PM


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    So funny! Thank you!

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SHARJOPAUL 3/21/2013 10:53AM


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CJMOK1121 3/21/2013 7:39AM

    Lise: Didn't see this until this morning, Started my day off right. I'm glad to be a senior.

CJ from OK.

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ARTJAC 3/21/2013 3:57AM


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NCEVELYN 3/20/2013 10:05PM

    emoticon Well, I guess the senior taught that lawyer a lesson he will never forget!

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NANCYPAT1 3/20/2013 9:17PM

    TOO cute - I sent it to my favorite senior (besides ME) - she is my stepmother and a dear friend - she is coming up on her 90th b-day and is incredibly active and a true inspiration

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IOWAGRAMMA 3/20/2013 7:42PM

    emoticon Aren't you glad to be a senior?? Where's my $$? LOL!! Love you!

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LIVINGFREE19 3/20/2013 7:30PM


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EFFIEANNIE 3/20/2013 6:51PM

    Sometimes lawyers aren't so smart!!

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BELDONDOG1 3/20/2013 4:03PM

    Love it! Can't outsmart us! lol

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SENATOR9 3/20/2013 3:05PM


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TORTILLAFLATS 3/20/2013 2:20PM

    I have missed reading your funny's I amso glad to be back aand able to see better.
I missed you too!

Hugs Gail

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KADYSMOM11 3/20/2013 2:13PM

    ahahaha! funny Lise! emoticon

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JACKIE542 3/20/2013 2:07PM

    emoticon emoticon Thanks Lise. emoticon

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MATTEROFHEART 3/20/2013 1:54PM

    Gotta love Seniors!!!!

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