Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Okay, so a Texas rancher comes upon a farmer from Maine.
The Texan looks at the Mainer and asks, "Say, how much land you think you got here?"
Mainer: "Bout 10 acres I'd say."
Texan (boasting): "Well, on my lot, it takes me all day to drive completely around my property!"
Mainer: "Yep, I got one of them trucks too."